Sunday, 4 November 2012

fl@me or fr@me: fashion feline

'the last man on earth sat alone in a room. there was a knock on the door.' knock (world's shortest horror story), fredric brown 

what a crazy weekend this was. for those of you who follow me on twitter, you will know that i was down at dragonboat races on both days. these are usually full-day affairs but that is no excuse for not writing. hence, The Online Edition kicks off week eight with one of the signature features... 'fl@me or fr@me'!


so the entire last week, i had to research intensively on animals and i came across the target of this post. the blog was chosen simply because of the name. i know, you are probably rolling your eyes at how shallow i am for not putting thought into blog selections but after you read my assessment of the blog, you will realise that i am not the shallow one. *sniggers*

so let's get right to it. the blog that is going to receive the royal evaluation is... 


form: 



the form is constant. irrelevant title, outfit photos (this, i shall discuss in the content section), and a couple of irrelevant lines. that constitutes the regular posts plus the font size is tiny so you hardly notice the writing if there is any.

content:



1) it's amazing: everything fascinates our writer. for goodness' sake, you are not three! grow up.





2) the clothes: oh, someone strap me in a straightjacket before i burn the outfits. i know you want comfort and not carry the 'out-of-bed' look, but that is no reason to wear your dining room out. a large number of the clothes look like they lack cutlery. if you didn't understand what i was alluding to, one word: tablecloth.

conclusion:

this is a short flaming entry because there is hardly any material on the blog to burn up. fashion feline should re-name itself to fashion mayfly. a cat has nine lives, suggesting longevity and variety. the blog however fails to deliver on the intrinsic meaning of its name. instead, it is brief and bland.


i wished that i am the online magician or something so that i can magically create material for the blog to burn. however, that remains a wish. 

so as this blog gets toss to the flames, fear not because it is like a match. the fire brings temporal light but burns out extremely quickly.

fash'on... BAM!

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